SEE! the Lego Dead rise!
SEE! some of them fall over again!
WATCH! as innocent minifigs are dismembered before your very very eyes indeed!
HEAR! a horrible racket!
FEEL! slightly baffled.
CLICK! here to download the 10.8 mb MPEG-4 version!
CLICK! slightly less here to download the only 2mb, reduced quality, tiny Quicktime MOV version!
CLICK! much more here to download the superhuge (720x576, 24.3mb!) DIVX avi version!
CLICK! half-heartedly here to download the 18.7mb RealPlayer (.rm) version!
CLICK! a long way away here to see the film at ifilm.com in Quicktime, Windows Media or RealVideo format!
WAIT! a long time.
CURSE! as your connection goes down half way through downloading!
GET! Quicktime, DIVX or Realplayer if you need to.
POINT! your face and eyes at the film.
QUAKE! in horror at the extremely grim sillyness!
SHUDDER! in dismay!
LAUGH! if you think it's funny.
ASK! 'Why is it snowing in Egypt?'
WONDER! what's going on!
MARVEL! at the effort that's gone into this!
MOAN! about the poor focusing!
SIGH!
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